Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Mmm, neat. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Seriously. Tony said. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. It's my vanishing act." Really? For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. #spideypool You learn stuff about each other.. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Tony, Natasha snaps. Damn. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. It tickles. PETER? The hottest boy in school. Requests open again! The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. Tony looks baffled, maybe? It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Michelle answered for him. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Clint snorts. Fancy that., What? Fun thought. The elevator dinged. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? #natasharomanoff "Way way way wait. Guilty? What the HELL?' You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. When they want to. Better known as MJ. And nobody wants that shit. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Steve said. Moving on! A shit-eating grin covered his face. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. That's too easy. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. It's a weird, stiff laugh. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Oh yeaaah. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. "REALLY" Clint yelled. You're going to bed.. My turn! Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. Tony, stop being judgemental. Huh. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Because I do. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. 332 guests 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. I don't think so.. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. That. I remember!. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. #nickfury "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. left kudos on this work! Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. And horny. Heh. What if they asked about being robbed? I hope you're kidding. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. I don't know, Clint. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. This one counts.". And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . He knew exactly what he was going to say. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. I know, Clint. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. kind of way. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" Clint chuckled. Okay! They went back into the elevator. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Anyways, guys, MJ. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Said Sam. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. "How do you even do that?" "Way way way wait. Lindsay doesn't win. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. MJ, these are the guys." "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. My turn. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. What? Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. We gotta have that rule. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Were playing never have I ever!. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Work Search: Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Oh, come on! Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. Hi, have you met me? Tony says. I like dames well enough, it's not that. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Please consider turning it on! Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. We should fight all the time.. What if shes an Avenger? Clint totally called it. I've been good! Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. What could possibly go wrong, right?. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. G'niiiiight, guys.